About Maven Dooshe:
MAVEN:
1. “Maven” comes to us from the Hebrew, by way of Yiddish. In Hebrew, “mavin” means “he knows”. So a “maven” is someone in the know, a real expert, or maybe sometimes just a self-styled expert.
“You need to decide on a new computer? Talk to my cousin, he just graduated from CalTech, he’s a real maven.”
OR
“Okay, so you read one magazine article, what does that make you, a maven?”
DOOSHE:
1. The act of either covering the body of one who has been passed out with either lotion (in the shape of a penis on the stomach), baby powder, cheese, grapes, glue, or any other assorted substance that can be placed on one’s inebriated and non-functional body. 2. The act of placing one’s penis in a hotdog roll and covering it with relish, ketchup, mustard or other condiments used on hotdogs. This is done best after one has passed out naked.
Clark: “Look! Mike has passed out! Let us dooshe him!”
Ron: “With what shall we dooshe him?”
Clark: “I will surely secure the hotdog bun and mustard and relish! We can smear his penis with the condiments after placing it into the hotdog bun!”
We’re a mix tape band!
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